This old apartment

Several years ago, my sister had an idea that there should be a young hip Martha Stewart. I guess Rachael Ray kinda filled that role. Now I was thinking....there should be a young hip Bob Villa. Nuf said.

Down at our rendezvous

I was watching MTV's reality competition to find the new star of Broadway's Legally Blonde, and one of the finalists reminded me so much of Jenilee Harrison. ...you know who that is, right? She played clutzy roommie Cindy on Three's Company! Rhiannon, one of the Elle Woods wannabes, looks a lot like her and has quite a goofy way about her. She would be perfect to play Cindy in a remake. And thinking about it, I decided it's a great idea to do a Three's Company movie! Remember the Brady Bunch Movie? Something like that would be awesome. The series aired in the late '70s so the fashions would be so easy to use for some laughs. And you could reference so many episodes in a 90 minute overheard, mistaken, innuendo filled plot! I'm not sure if it should just be a satirical new movie version of the show or if it should be an updated version--taking place today. They'd have to change the premise a little, nowadays no one cares if two girls live with a guy, but I'm sure there is some taboo the new roommies could break. Yeah, it's a good idea. Needs a lot more development.

Bread

They should sell bread by the half-loaf.